by Melissa Oholendt
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Fell UP my stairs two seconds ago but managed to save
my peanut butter’d english muffin from hitting the floor
with what I imagine is the same superhuman strength
that infuses moms who lift cars off their babies in distress.
That’s a totally normal reaction to a breakfast food, okay?
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