by Amanda Pahls

What I said vs. what they heard:
Mom- "Hey guys, momma needs a little bit of alone time and has a headache so I’m going to take a quiet, relaxing bath."
What they heard: "Ladies, momma needs some alone time and has a headache so I’m going to take a quiet, relaxing bath. It would be cool if you would all join me and make as much noise as you can with your loudest metal kitchen toys, and also if you could fight over the toys and dump water all over the bathroom, that might make for the perfect relaxing touch."
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