by Shelby Goodman

I spilled an entire 32oz water bottle in my purse today. Like the entire contents were swimming. And I didn’t notice until I was heading into the store, so I just took my wallet out and put it in my coat pocket.
And somehow in the first five minutes in the store, I lost it. And then everyone in the store saw me lose it. Like crazy, panic mode. Because who has time to deal with getting a new license when they’re about to have a baby?!And somehow in the first five minutes in the store, I lost it. And then everyone in the store saw me lose it. Like crazy, panic mode. Because who has time to deal with getting a new license when they’re about to have a baby?! But some nice lady who was concerned for my well-being was like, “Maybe it dropped in that box when you were looking at pillows.” And there it was. So naturally, I treated myself to a new pillow out of relief, but the moral of the story is make sure you screw your water bottle cap on nice and tight.
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